why don't you post about that one time you were running from the cops, and your flip-flop flew off and then you ran on your bare feet, and when they finally caught you, the bottoms of your feet were turned into hamburger, and then...
...they really smelled like hamburgers, so then everyone got hungry for hamburgers, forgot why they were chasing me, let me go, and then they all went out to TGI Friday's for burgers...
but the cops tricked you and led you into hooters instead, where they ordered chicken wings, as soon as the waitress approached you realized this treacherous deception, and turned on the cops with a vengeance.....
but the waitresses brought everyone donuts instead, and the cops were like, hey, I like these better. And when they were distracted, you snuck outside and ran right into...
a hamburger stand. You then began to order a triple cheese burger with a side of cheese fries. While you were eating and chugging a Big Gulp you looked down and there were your flip flops - on the feet of a six-toed man who....
had a severe case of athlete's foot and smelled of old cheese. You didn't bother asking for the flip flops back for fear of catching the contagious fungus. After eating your triple cheeseburger and cheese fries, you realized you were lactose intolerant and was becoming very gassy and.......
hightailed it home, forgetting that the cops were following you and you didn't really want them to know where you lived, because you had given them a false name to begin with. But then you realized that they would have found you out anyways, because
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why don't you post about that one time you were running from the cops, and your flip-flop flew off and then you ran on your bare feet, and when they finally caught you, the bottoms of your feet were turned into hamburger, and then...
...they really smelled like hamburgers, so then everyone got hungry for hamburgers, forgot why they were chasing me, let me go, and then they all went out to TGI Friday's for burgers...
but the cops tricked you and led you into hooters instead, where they ordered chicken wings, as soon as the waitress approached you realized this treacherous deception, and turned on the cops with a vengeance.....
by ordering a triple amount of firey hot sauce, which left them gasping for air, and chugging down cold water as soon as they tasted the wings...
but the waitresses brought everyone donuts instead, and the cops were like, hey, I like these better. And when they were distracted, you snuck outside and ran right into...
a hamburger stand. You then began to order a triple cheese burger with a side of cheese fries. While you were eating and chugging a Big Gulp you looked down and there were your flip flops - on the feet of a six-toed man who....
had a severe case of athlete's foot and smelled of old cheese. You didn't bother asking for the flip flops back for fear of catching the contagious fungus. After eating your triple cheeseburger and cheese fries, you realized you were lactose intolerant and was becoming very gassy and.......
needed a large chocolate frosty from Wendy's which just happened to be next door. But just as you walked through the door a ...
hightailed it home, forgetting that the cops were following you and you didn't really want them to know where you lived, because you had given them a false name to begin with. But then you realized that they would have found you out anyways, because
you are a follower of David Koresh, risen from the dead...
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