random eavesdroppings

These eavesdroppings are not all from the same person, but compiled together they could make an interesting story.

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We should have gone someplace where they serve you. I'm not used to this.

How STUPID are you? How STUPID are you??

You did this to yourself!

I'm gonna call my lawyer.

It's it's it's it's it's massive.

I'm tellin' you Debby. He has a portable outhouse. It's like a brand new, brand new outhouse.

I had shorts and a t-shirt on, and I was the only one in the pool.

I had a dream last night about dust on something.

I love girls. I do.

I decided that I'm not contagious anymore.

Is ANYONE alive still except for you?

One of my brothers is missing teeth, and the other two had too many teeth.

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I'm back in Panera, and I'm wearing a T-SHIRT in here today. That's right, A T-SHIRT. And I'm so warm by this sunny window, that I wish I had shorts on. (This is a good thing).

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I need a new watch. I bought this cheap watch like two years ago after my good one broke, and then I never bought a new one. Actually, I never really had a good one, maybe I had a nicer-looking one, but eventually I would like a good one.