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Insulting them really doesn't help.
I'm 40 years old and I bought my first new coat.
He's psycho, or I'm psycho.
I get these little itchy bumps.
I was shaving my arms, and then I was like "Why am I shaving my arms? This is gross!"
People from western Pennsylvania put french fries and melted cheese on a bed of lettuce and call that a salad.
I sent her a nice little message. I said, "WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM?!"
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A new coat at 40? I'd like to hear how someone accomplished that.
And, for the record, I'm from Earth.
My new coat I bought on Mars makes me itchy psycho bumpy.
Remind me not to go to WPenn for a salad. Garossss!!
I have been on another planet and I am glad to be home.
PS you make me paranoid when I am at Starbux and there is someone looking my way that has a lap top. haha
when I'm about to do something, I ask myself, "would an idiot do this?" and if they would, I don't do that thing
Maybe I need to turn my ears up. I could really hear some funny things at the doctor's office! haha
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