Thursday, June 05, 2008

random eavesdroppings



"
Insulting them really doesn't help.

I'm 40 years old and I bought my first new coat.

He's psycho, or I'm psycho.

I get these little itchy bumps.

I was shaving my arms, and then I was like "Why am I shaving my arms? This is gross!"

People from western Pennsylvania put french fries and melted cheese on a bed of lettuce and call that a salad.

I sent her a nice little message. I said, "WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM?!"

"

6 comments:

Fred said...

A new coat at 40? I'd like to hear how someone accomplished that.

And, for the record, I'm from Earth.

Uncle Joe said...

My new coat I bought on Mars makes me itchy psycho bumpy.

Aunt Jo said...

Remind me not to go to WPenn for a salad. Garossss!!

I have been on another planet and I am glad to be home.

Aunt Jo said...

PS you make me paranoid when I am at Starbux and there is someone looking my way that has a lap top. haha

doozie said...

when I'm about to do something, I ask myself, "would an idiot do this?" and if they would, I don't do that thing

Aunt Jo said...

Maybe I need to turn my ears up. I could really hear some funny things at the doctor's office! haha