Sunday, February 25, 2007

oh yeah, I have a blog

I guess I should post something new here.

11 comments:

Badoozie said...

why don't you post about that one time you were running from the cops, and your flip-flop flew off and then you ran on your bare feet, and when they finally caught you, the bottoms of your feet were turned into hamburger, and then...

Jenn said...

...they really smelled like hamburgers, so then everyone got hungry for hamburgers, forgot why they were chasing me, let me go, and then they all went out to TGI Friday's for burgers...

Badoozie said...

but the cops tricked you and led you into hooters instead, where they ordered chicken wings, as soon as the waitress approached you realized this treacherous deception, and turned on the cops with a vengeance.....

Jenn said...

by ordering a triple amount of firey hot sauce, which left them gasping for air, and chugging down cold water as soon as they tasted the wings...

Emma Sometimes said...

but the waitresses brought everyone donuts instead, and the cops were like, hey, I like these better. And when they were distracted, you snuck outside and ran right into...

Anne said...

a hamburger stand. You then began to order a triple cheese burger with a side of cheese fries. While you were eating and chugging a Big Gulp you looked down and there were your flip flops - on the feet of a six-toed man who....

McBunni said...

had a severe case of athlete's foot and smelled of old cheese. You didn't bother asking for the flip flops back for fear of catching the contagious fungus. After eating your triple cheeseburger and cheese fries, you realized you were lactose intolerant and was becoming very gassy and.......

Clare said...

needed a large chocolate frosty from Wendy's which just happened to be next door. But just as you walked through the door a ...

Lia said...

hightailed it home, forgetting that the cops were following you and you didn't really want them to know where you lived, because you had given them a false name to begin with. But then you realized that they would have found you out anyways, because

R said...

you are a follower of David Koresh, risen from the dead...

Lego Star Wars Dyl! said...

and people who follow david koresh need to take showers once and awhile because they stink like onion rings wrapped around the mens locker room so you decided to avoid being one of his followers at all costs!